This has been a shit year for me. I lost one of my oldest friends this year, right on my birthday. It was almost six months ago to the day, and although I would normally be posting some stupid shit about World Dictator Day today, I just don’t have it in me. Christmas is no […]Read more "Christmas you suck."
I think at one point in our lives, we shift from siding with Batman and siding with the Joker. Why? Because at some point, the Joker starts to make more sense. On one hand you have the Batman, an insanely rich person forcing his judgement and opinion on the city. Sure, he beats up […]Read more "When the Joker starts making sense…"
What is that old saying? If you don’t know which business is the turd in the market, it’s probably yours. It definitely pays to review your business against your competitors regularly otherwise you could be left behind and not even know it!Read more "If you don’t know which business is the turd in the market, it’s probably yours."
Dance like no one is watching, because you is the money. The money PLAYA! You paying attention? I’m talking… G5, Pecker! That’s how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa… playa! Big dick playa!Read more "Don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t rad as fuck."
Well, the ALMOST story of being a tv presenter. I had heard of a call out by the ABC for a pitch for a late night cabaret style show slotted for Friday nights to sit before RAGE. Back then, an opportunity like that seemed worth pitching for. I knew how much they were looking at […]Read more "Let me tell you a story about my past as a tv presenter"
There have been several huge bolts of lightning across the sky directly above my apartment tonight. Big enough to interfere with the TV reception, and enough to make me want to unplug all the electrical stuff around the house just in case. I am currently working on a clients website, photoshopping some of their images […]Read more "Its raining outside"
So another year is upon us, and I am back with a few New Years resolutions, aside from the usual – eat better and exercise more, I have been thinking I need to get another side hustle happening to bring in the money. I was given an inheritance recently which has allowed me to upgrade […]Read more "Time for another side hustle!"
It seems every day on the calendar is devoted to something, except megalomaniacal dictators who want to take over the world. If skunks get a day, and librarians get a day, and moose handlers get a day, well, why can’t Hank Scorpio and co. get one too! Seriously, we need a day for the proper […]Read more "December 17 World Domination Day"